We love you very much wise sayings great people. Those whose names are written in golden letters in the history of the world. But even ordinary people, our friends, acquaintances, classmates, sometimes do something like this - whether you stand or fall. On this page we have collected for you a mix of the most, in our opinion, interesting statements about life, fate, love. Creative, humorous, wise, impressive, touching, heart-tugging, positive... for every color and taste)
1. About work and salary
2. About lies and truth
Lies... have a wide road... Truth... has a narrow path... Lies... have many tongues... But the truth... is stingy with words... Lies... are slippery words... but they will creep into any ears... But the truth... is a thin string... but it breaks through the souls!!!
3. Mysterious are the Ways of the Lord...
God doesn't give you the people you want. He gives you the people you need. They hurt you, they love you, they teach you, they break you in order to mold you into who you are meant to be.
4. Cool!!!
So cool! To work only after 20 years!)
5. Calculation system...
It just seems like they pay for everything with money. For everything truly important they pay with pieces of the soul...
6. You need to see the positive in everything)
If fate has given you a sour lemon, think about where to get tequila and have a great time.
7. From Erich Maria Remarque
Whoever wants to hold on loses. They try to hold on to those who are ready to let go with a smile.
8. The difference between a dog and a person...
If you pick up a hungry dog and make its life full, it will never bite you. This is the fundamental difference between a dog and a person.
9. Only THIS!
10. Road of fate
Every person must go through this in their life. Break someone else's heart. Break yours. And then learn to treat both your own and other people’s hearts with care.
11. What is the strength of character?
Strength of character does not lie in the ability to break through walls, but in the ability to find doors.
12. Your baby is developing well)
Girls, happiness is not a puff of a cigarette and a sip of beer, happiness is when you come to the doctor and they tell you: “Your baby is developing well, there are no deviations!”
13. From Mother Teresa, a vital thought...
To create a family, it is enough to love. And to preserve, you need to learn to endure and forgive.
14. It seemed)
As a child, it seemed that after thirty was old age... Thank God it seemed so!
15. Separate the wheat from the chaff...
Learn to distinguish between important and unimportant. Higher education- not an indicator of intelligence. Beautiful words- not an indicator of love. Good appearance is not an indicator of a beautiful person. Learn to value your soul, believe in your actions, and look at your deeds.
16. From the great Faina Ranevskaya
Take care of your beloved women. After all, while she scolds, worries and freaks out, she loves, but as soon as she starts smiling and being indifferent, you have lost her.
17. About children...
Deciding to have a child is a serious matter. This means deciding to let your heart walk outside your body from now on and forever.
18. A very wise Portuguese proverb
A hut where they laugh is worth more than a palace where they cry.
19. Listen...
In life you need to have one important principle - always pick up the phone if a loved one calls you. Even if you are offended by him, even if you don’t want to talk, and even more so if you just want to teach him a lesson. You definitely need to pick up the phone and listen to what he has to tell you. Perhaps it will be something really important. But life is too unpredictable, and who knows if you will ever hear this person again.
20. Everything can be survived
Everything can be survived in this life as long as there is something to live for, someone to love, someone to care about and someone to trust.
21. Mistakes... who doesn’t have them?
Your mistakes, your strength. Trees stand stronger on crooked roots.
22. Simple prayer
My Guardian Angel... I’m tired again... Give me your hand, please, and hug me with your wing... Hold me tight so that I don’t fall... And if I stumble, You lift me up...
23. From the magnificent Marilyn Monroe)
Of course, my character is not angelic, not everyone can handle it. Well, excuse me... and I’m not for everyone!
24. Communicate…
It's stupid not to communicate with the person you care about. And it doesn't matter what happened. He may be gone at any moment. Can you imagine? Forever. And you won't get anything back.
25. Life dimension
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do a lot about its width and depth.
Every person's life can be moderately difficult and moderately good. The most important thing is to be able to extract the experience that various situations bring us, so that they do not repeat themselves in the future, or, on the contrary, repeat themselves if they are good situations. We have collected phrases that will be useful to you in different cases life.
Appreciate people who can see three things in you: the sadness behind the smile, the love behind the anger, and the reason for your silence.
Learn to ignore people who don't like you. Because people who don’t like you are of two types: they are either stupid or envious. The fools will love you in a year, and the envious ones will die without knowing the secret of your superiority over them.
Cherish every second of life, if you love, love, if you miss, tell me, if you hate, forget, don’t waste time on hatred, because there is so little time to live...
My life is a train. In my best moments, it seemed to me that I was in control of him. At worst, I imagined myself as a passenger. And sometimes I realize that I am lying on the rails.
While you are thinking about whether you are on the right path with the person or not, he has time to stop wanting to go somewhere with you...
Strong people speak to their faces. Weak people open their dirty mouth behind their back. When suddenly the desire to live disappeared...
When life hits you painfully from all sides... And everything suddenly becomes indifferent to your heart... Be patient and believe that this will all pass!
Don't be afraid to lose those who weren't afraid to lose you.
What is wealth? Wealth is the health of a mother, respect from a father, the loyalty of friends and the love of a dear person.
Fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. There is no need to wait for it, it needs to be created.
If a smart thought comes to you and you are looking for somewhere to write it down, this is an aphorism, and if you are thinking about how to implement it, this is a really smart thought.
Don’t listen to anyone, have your own opinion, your own head, your own thoughts and ideas, plans for life. Never chase anyone. Go your own way and don’t care what they say behind your back. They talked, they talk and will always talk. That should not be of your concerns. Love. Create. Dream and smile more often.
A man who gives his woman wings will never wear horns!
There is no need to be afraid of anything. Take risks, even if you make a mistake. That's life.
Before pouring out your soul, make sure that the “vessel” is not leaking.
Not necessarily the person who raised his son, built a house, planted a tree - a real man. Very often this is an ordinary woman.
Smart thoughts come only when all the stupid things have already been done.
You will meet in 25 years the one whom you considered a prince at 18... and you understand - what a blessing it is that he rode on his horse... PAST!
Don’t be afraid to give warming words and do good deeds. The more wood you put on the fire, the more heat will return. © Omar Khayyam
Nobody knows how fate will turn out. Live freely and don't be afraid of change. When the Lord takes something away, don't miss what he gives in return.
No matter how strong a woman is, she waits for a man stronger than herself... and not so that he limits her freedom, but so that he gives her the right to be weak
This section contains wise words about life from various great famous people. After all, many people wonder about the meaning of life. Read and think!
“Everything is returning to normal; no matter how much and how it arrives, so many will go away, a holy place is never empty, and for every strength... there will be... an even greater strength” (Russian folk wisdom).
“Everything goes on as usual, every thing has its place, every vegetable has its time” (Russian folk wisdom).
“For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to be born and a time to die..." (Ecclesiastes)
“Everything that has a beginning has an end; No matter how much the rope twists, there will be a tip” (Russian folk wisdom). 
“For everyone around us we create only rules, but for ourselves we create only exceptions” (Lemel)
“Nothing passes without a trace, something always remains” (Russian folk wisdom).
“Life is what happens when you make completely different plans” (J. Lennon)
“You should live your life in this way, so that later in old age you won’t be offended by the years spent uselessly.” (Maksim Gorky)
Wealth is not at all what kind of fur coat you wear, what kind of car you drive, and what kind of cool phone in your hands...
“Like green leaves on a thick tree - some fall off and others grow, so is the race of flesh and blood - one dies and another is born.” (Bible)
“God is not in power, but in truth” (a saying traditionally attributed to Prince Alexander Yaroslavich Nevsky)
a lot of people die without saying a single smart word or doing a single truly good deed in their entire long lives. And at the same time they still complain about the shortness of life! (Ali Apsheroni)
While we put off life, it passes. (Seneca)
3and sunset always comes with dawn. 
Wealth means your living parents, healthy children, reliable friends and the strong shoulder of your loved one!
Truly, a person's life lasts one moment, so live and do what you want.
It is stupid to live in this dream-like world, encountering troubles every day and doing only what you don’t like. (Hagakur)
The time of life is a chance to express your stay here in the most risky, most in a creative way, which is accessible to your imagination.
All people make big plans for many years in advance. But none of us can know whether he will live to see tomorrow morning or not. (Author - Lev Tolstoy)
Everything that happens to us contradicts logic and wise foresight. (Sarah Bernhardt)
If you successfully choose work and put your soul into it, then happiness will find you on its own.
Life is a mountain, you go up slowly, you go down quickly. (Guy de Maupassant)
Life is not about the days that have passed, but about those that are remembered. (P.A. Pavlenko)
Life is a moment. It cannot be lived first in a draft and then rewritten into a white paper. (A.P. Chekhov)
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. (Bernard Show)
Life is a fabric of good and bad threads. (William Shakespeare)
Life is not about living, but about feeling that you are living. (V.O. Klyuchevsky)
Life consists of what a person thinks throughout the day. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Life's truths are experienced, not taught. Life is to be lived. (Ali Apsheroni)
Living means thinking. 
Do you know what is the worst thing in life? - Don't have time.
Every moment of life is another opportunity.
The world is a mirror, and it returns to everyone his own image. Frown and he, in turn, will look at you sourly; laugh at him and with him - and he will become your cheerful, sweet comrade. (William Thackeray)
Wise is someone who knows what is needed, and not much.
The wisdom of life is always deeper and broader than the wisdom of people
Don't expect things to get easier, simpler, better. It won't. There will always be difficulties. Learn to be happy right now. Otherwise you won't have time.
Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imagination, our possibilities become limitless.
Surround yourself with those who will lift you higher. The world is already full of those who want to drag you down.
The basis of all wisdom is patience.
The first half of your life you ask yourself what you are capable of, but the second - who needs it?”
According to Leibniz, wisdom is “knowledge of the highest good”
Everyone has their own hell - it doesn’t have to be fire and tar! Our hell is a wasted life!
To be able to enjoy the life you have lived means to live twice. (Martial)
A man without friends is like a tree without roots.
“... it’s time to stop waiting for unexpected gifts from life, and make life yourself.” (Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy)
Life is the art of extracting significant benefits from minor circumstances.
Wisdom tends to open its eyes, but foolishness tends to open its mouth.
This section contains the wisest words about life. These quotes will help you answer many questions. Read and reflect!
3Quotes and Aphorisms 21.06.2017
As the poet absolutely correctly put it, “we did not teach dialectics according to Hegel.” From their school years, the Soviet generation remembered the lines of another mentor, Nikolai Ostrovsky, who insisted: life must be lived in such a way “that there is no excruciating pain...” The textbook phrase ended with a call to give all one’s strength to the “struggle for the liberation of mankind.”
Decades have passed, and many of us remain grateful to Nikolai Ostrovsky for his personal example of perseverance and for his unique aphorisms and quotes about life with meaning. The point is not even that they corresponded to that heroic era. No, similar thoughts were also heard in the statements of philosophers and historical figures ancient world, and at other times. He just set the highest bar, which is not achievable for everyone.
However, another thinker around the same period advised: “Run higher, the current will still carry you away.” So figuratively, Nicholas Roerich explained that there must be high goals, and then life, environment He will definitely make his own adjustments. Aphorisms about the life of this great scientist and cultural figure are worth studying separately and in detail.
Today I have prepared for you, my dear readers, a selection of various catch phrases, which perhaps will help us all take a slightly different look at ourselves, our place in the world, our purpose.
The great ones about work, creativity, and other high meanings
We spend at least a third of our working-age lives working. In reality, most of us spend much more time doing things than is outlined in the official daily routine. It is no coincidence that aphorisms and quotes about life with meaning from great people and the statements of our contemporaries are often based precisely on this side of our existence.
When work and hobbies coincide or are at least close to each other, when we choose something we like, it becomes as productive as possible and brings us a lot of positive emotions. The Russian people have created many proverbs and sayings about the role of crafts and a good attitude to business in everyday life. “He who gets up early, God gives to him,” our wise ancestors said. And they joked caustically about lazy people: “They are on the committee for trampling the pavements.” Let's see what aphorisms about life and life values were left to us as a guide to action by the sages of different eras and peoples.
Wise life aphorisms and quotes from great people with meaning about life
“If a person begins to be interested in the meaning of life or its value, this means that he is sick.” Sigmund Freud.
“If anything is worth doing, it’s only what is considered impossible.” Oscar Wilde.
“Good wood does not grow in silence: why stronger winds, the stronger the trees.” J. Willard Marriott.
“The brain itself is vast. It can be equally the container of both heaven and hell.” John Milton.
“Before you have time to find the meaning of life, it has already been changed.” George Carlin.
“Whoever works all day has no time to earn money.” John D. Rockefeller.
“Everything that does not give pleasure is called work.” Bertolt Brecht.
“It doesn’t matter how slowly you go, as long as you don’t stop.” Bruce Lee.
“The most rewarding thing is to do something that people think you will never do.” Arabic proverb.
Disadvantages are a continuation of advantages, mistakes are stages of growth
“The whole world can’t beat the sun,” our grandfathers and great-grandfathers reassured themselves when something didn’t work out, didn’t go according to plan. Aphorisms about life do not ignore this topic: our shortcomings, mistakes that can nullify our efforts, but can, on the contrary, teach us a lot. “Troubles torment but teach wisdom” - there are many similar proverbs different nations peace. And religions teach us to bless obstacles, because we grow with them.
“People always blame circumstances. I don't believe in circumstances. In this world, only those who seek the conditions they need succeed and, if they don’t find them, create them themselves.” Bernard Show.
“Don’t pay attention to minor flaws; remember: you also have big ones.” Benjamin Franklin.
“A correct decision made late is a mistake.” Lee Iacocca.
“You need to learn from other people's mistakes. It’s impossible to live long enough to do them all on your own.” Hyman George Rickover.
“Everything that is beautiful in this life is either immoral, illegal, or leads to obesity.” Oscar Wilde.
“We cannot stand people with the same shortcomings that we have.” Oscar Wilde.
“Genius lies in the ability to distinguish the difficult from the impossible.” Napoleon Bonaparte.
“The greatest glory is not to never fail, but to be able to rise whenever you fall.” Confucius.
“What cannot be corrected should not be mourned.” Benjamin Franklin.
“A person should always be happy; if happiness ends, look where you went wrong.” Lev Tolstoy.
“Everyone is making plans, and no one knows whether he will survive until the evening.” Lev Tolstoy.
About the philosophy and realities of money
Lots of beautiful short aphorisms and quotes about living a meaningful life are dedicated to financial issues. “Without money, everyone is skinny,” “The purchase has become dull,” the Russian people are ironic about themselves. And he assures: “He is wise who has a strong pocket!” He immediately gives advice on the easiest way to achieve recognition from others: “If you want good, sprinkle some silver!” Continuation - in the apt statements of famous and anonymous authors who know exactly the value of money.
“Don’t be afraid of big expenses, be afraid of little income.” John Rockefeller.
“If you buy what you don’t need, you will soon sell what you need.” Benjamin Franklin.
“If a problem can be solved with money, then it is not a problem. It's just an expense." Henry Ford.
“We don’t have money, so we have to think.”
“A woman will always be dependent until she has her own wallet.”
“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it makes it much more pleasant to be unhappy.” Claire Booth Lyos.
“The dead are valued according to their merits, the living according to their financial means.”
“Even a fool can produce a product, but it takes brains to sell it.”
Friends and enemies, family and us
The theme of friendship and enmity, relationships with loved ones has always been popular among writers and poets. Aphorisms about the meaning of life that touch on this side of existence are quite numerous. They sometimes become “anchors” on which songs and poems are built that gain truly popular love. It is enough to recall at least the lines of Vladimir Vysotsky: “If a friend suddenly turned out to be...”, the heartfelt dedications to the friends of Rasul Gamzatov and other Soviet poets.
Below I have selected for you, dear friends, aphorisms about life with meaning, short and succinct, accurate. Maybe they will lead you to some thoughts or memories, maybe they will help you evaluate familiar situations and the place of your friends in them differently.
"Forgive your enemies - this is The best way piss them off." Oscar Wilde.
“As long as you are concerned about what other people will say about you, you are at their mercy.” Neil Donald Welsh.
“Before you love your enemies, try to treat your friends a little better.” Edgar Howe.
“The principle of “an eye for an eye” will make the whole world blind.” Mahatma Gandhi.
“If you want to change people, start with yourself. It’s both healthier and safer.” Dale Carnegie.
“Do not be afraid of enemies who attack you, fear friends who flatter you.” Dale Carnegie.
“There is only one way to earn love in this world - stop demanding it and start giving love without expecting gratitude.” Dale Carnegie.
“The world is large enough to satisfy the needs of every person, but too small to satisfy human greed.” Mahatma Gandhi.
“The weak never forgive. Forgiveness is the property of the strong.” Mahatma Gandhi.
“It has always been a mystery to me: how people can respect themselves by humiliating people like themselves.” Mahatma Gandhi.
“I only look for the good in people. I myself am not without sin, and therefore I do not consider myself to have the right to focus on the mistakes of others.” Mahatma Gandhi.
"Even the most strange people may come in handy someday." Tove Jansson, All About the Moomins.
“I don’t believe that you can change the world for the better. I believe that we can try not to make it worse.” Tove Jansson, All About the Moomins.
“If you managed to deceive a person, this does not mean that he is a fool - it means that you were trusted more than you deserve.” Tove Jansson, All About the Moomins.
“Neighbors should be seen, but not heard.”
“Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies or the loyalty of your friends.”
Optimism, success, luck
Aphorisms about life and success are the next section of today’s review. Why are some always lucky, while others, no matter how hard they fight, remain outsiders? How to achieve success in life, and not lose your presence of mind in case of failure? Let's listen to the advice of experienced people who have achieved a lot in life, who know the value of themselves and those around them.
“People are interesting creatures. In a world full of wonders, they managed to invent boredom.” Sir Terence Pratchett.
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, but an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.” Winston Churchill.
“Three things never come back - time, word, opportunity. Therefore: don’t waste time, choose your words, don’t miss the opportunity.” Confucius.
“The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working, and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich.” Bernard Show.
“Moderation is a fatal quality. Only extremes lead to success." Oscar Wilde.
“Great success always requires some unscrupulousness.” Oscar Wilde.
“A smart person doesn’t make all the mistakes himself - he gives others a chance.” Winston Churchill.
“In Chinese, the word crisis is made up of two characters—one meaning danger and the other meaning opportunity.” John F. Kennedy.
“A successful person is one who is able to build a strong foundation from the stones that others throw at him.” David Brinkley.
“If you fail, you will be upset; If you give up, you’re doomed.” Beverly Hills.
“If you are going through hell, keep going.” Winston Churchill.
“Be present in your present, otherwise you will miss your life.” Buddha.
“Everyone has something like a dung shovel, with which in moments of stress and trouble you begin to dig into yourself, into your thoughts and feelings. Get rid of it. Burn it. Otherwise, the hole you dig will reach the depths of the subconscious, and then the dead will come out of it at night.” Stephen King.
“People think that they can’t do a lot of things, and then suddenly they discover that they very much can when they find themselves in a hopeless situation.” Stephen King.
“There is a test to determine whether your mission on earth is completed or not. If you’re still alive, it means it’s not finished.” Richard Bach.
“The most important thing is to do at least something to achieve success, and do it right now. This is the most main secret- despite all its simplicity. Everyone has amazing ideas, but rarely does anyone do anything to put them into practice, right now. Not tomorrow. Not in a week. Now. An entrepreneur who achieves success is one who acts, not slows down, and acts right now.” Nolan Bushnell.
"When you see successful business, this means that someone once accepted bold decision" Peter Drucker.
“There are three types of idleness: doing nothing, doing poorly, and doing the wrong thing.”
“If you are in doubt about the road, take a travel companion; if you are sure, go alone.”
“Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic."
Man and woman – poles or magnets?
Many life aphorisms tell about the essence of gender relations, about the peculiarities of psychology and logic of men and women. We encounter situations where these differences are clearly manifested every day. Sometimes these collisions are quite dramatic, and sometimes they are simply comical.
I hope these clever aphorisms about life with meaning, describing such situations, will be at least a little useful to you.
“Until the age of eighteen, a woman needs good parents; from eighteen to thirty-five - good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five - good character, and after fifty-five - good money." Sophie Tucker.
“It is very dangerous to meet a woman who completely understands you. This usually ends in marriage." Oscar Wilde.
“Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women; if a mosquito drinks your blood, at least it stops buzzing.”
“There is this type of woman - you respect them, admire them, stand in awe of them, but from afar. If they try to get closer, you have to fight them off with a baton.”
“A woman worries about the future until she gets married. A man doesn’t worry about the future until he gets married.” Coco Chanel.
“The prince did not come. Then Snow White spat out the apple, woke up, went to work, got insurance and made a test tube baby.”
“The beloved woman is the one to whom you can cause more suffering.”
Etienne Rey.
“All happy families are alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” Lev Tolstoy.
Love and hate, good and evil
Wise aphorisms and quotes about life and love are often born “on the fly”; they are scattered like pearls in all significant literary works. You, dear blog readers, probably have your own favorite phrases about love and other manifestations of human feelings. I suggest you familiarize yourself with my selection of such revelations.
“Of all eternal things, love lasts the shortest.” Jean Moliere.
“It always seems like we are loved because we are so good. But we don’t realize that they love us because those who love us are good.” Lev Tolstoy.
“I don’t have everything I love. But I love everything I have." Lev Tolstoy.
“In love, as in nature, the first cold is most sensitive.” Pierre Buast.
“Evil is only inside us, that is, where it can be taken out from.” Lev Tolstoy.
“Being good wears out a person so much!” Mark Twain.
“You can’t forbid living beautifully. But you can interfere.” Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
“Good always defeats evil, which means whoever wins is good.” Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
Loneliness and crowd, death and eternity
Aphorisms about life with meaning cannot ignore the theme of death, loneliness, everything that frightens us and attracts us at the same time. Man has been trying throughout his centuries-old history to look behind the curtain of life, beyond the edge of existence. We are trying to understand the secrets of space, but we know so little about ourselves! Loneliness helps you look deeper, more closely into yourself, and look at yourself with detachment. the world. And books can also help with this. clever phrases insightful thinkers.
“The worst loneliness is when a person is uncomfortable with himself.”
Mark Twain.
"Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long." Bernard Show.
“If someone appears ready to move mountains, others will surely follow him, ready to break his neck.” Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
“Every person is the smith of his own happiness and the anvil of someone else’s.” Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
“To be able to endure solitude and enjoy it is a great gift.” Bernard Show.
“If a patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.” Faina Ranevskaya.
“People start thinking about life and money when they come to an end.” Emil Krotky.
And this is all about us: different facets, aspects, formats
I understand that the systematization of aphorisms about life with meaning is conditional. Many of them are difficult to fit into specific thematic frameworks. Therefore, I have collected here a variety of interesting and instructive catchphrases.
“Culture is just a thin apple peel above the hot chaos.” Friedrich Nietzsche.
“It’s not those they follow who have the most influence, but those they go against.” Grigory Landau.
“You learn fastest in three cases - before the age of 7, during training, and when life has driven you into a corner.” S. Covey.
“In America, in the Rocky Mountains, I saw the only reasonable method of artistic criticism. In the bar there was a sign above the piano: “Don’t shoot the pianist - he’s doing the best he can.” Oscar Wilde.
“Will any particular day bring you more happiness or more grief, mainly depends on the strength of your determination. Whether every day of your life will be happy or unhappy is the work of your hands. George Merriam.
“Facts are the sand that grinds in the gears of theory.” Stefan Gorczynski.
“He who agrees with everyone, no one agrees with.” Winston Churchill.
“Communism is like prohibition: a good idea, but it doesn’t work.” Will Rogers.
“When you begin to peer into an abyss for a long time, the abyss begins to peer into you.” Nietzsche.
“In the battle of the elephants, the ants get the worst of it.” Old American proverb.
"Be yourself. Other roles have already been filled.” Oscar Wilde.
Statuses - modern aphorisms for every day
Aphorisms and quotes about life with meaning, short funny ones - this definition can be given to the statuses that we see in the accounts of network users as “mottos” or simply topical slogans, common phrases that are relevant today.
Don’t you want a sediment to appear on your soul? Don't boil!
The only person for whom you are always THIN and HUNGRY is grandma!!!
Remember: good male dogs are still taken apart as puppies!!!
Humanity is at a dead end: what to choose – work or daytime TV programs.
It’s strange: the number of gays is growing, although they cannot reproduce.
You begin to understand the theory of relativity when you stand for half an hour in front of a sign on a store: “Break 10 minutes.”
Patience is the art of hiding impatience.
An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by two things: drinking and the lack of it.
When one person makes you feel bad, you feel sick of the whole world.
Sometimes you really want to retreat into yourself... Taking a couple of bottles of cognac with you...
When you suffer from loneliness, everyone is busy. When you dream of being alone, EVERYONE will visit and call!
My beloved told me that I am a treasure... Now I’m afraid to fall asleep... what if he takes me and buries me somewhere!
Killed with a word - finish with silence.
There is no need to close the mouth of someone who is trying to open your eyes.
You need to live in such a way that it’s embarrassing to tell, but nice to remember!
There are people who run after you, who follow you and who stand for you.
My friend likes apple juice, and I like orange juice, but when we meet we drink vodka.
All guys want to have that one and only girl waiting for them while they sleep with everyone else.
I am married for the fifth time - I understand witches better than the Inquisition.
They say that guys only want sex. Don't believe it! They also ask to eat!
Before you cry into your friend's vest, smell if this vest smells like your boyfriend's perfume!
There is nothing more useful in a household than a guilty husband.
Girls, don't offend guys! They already have an eternal tragedy in their lives: sometimes it’s not to their taste, sometimes they’re too tough, sometimes they can’t afford it!
The best gift for a woman is a gift made by hand... By the hands of a jeweler!
Trapped in the Internet - statuses about the Internet
Our contemporaries devote many aphorisms about life with humor to the Internet. Which is understandable: we spend a lot of time on the Internet, both at work and at home. And we find ourselves in the web of real and imaginary friends, and get into ridiculous situations. Some of them are discussed in this section of the review.
Yesterday I spent half an hour deleting the wrong friends from my VKontakte list until I realized that I was using my sister’s account...
Odnoklassniki is an employment center.
Humans tend to make mistakes. But for inhuman blunders you need a computer.
We made it! In Odnoklassniki, the husband offers friendship...
Morning of the hacker. I woke up, checked my mail, checked other users' mail.
Odnoklassniki is a scary site! They ask me to be friends stretch ceiling, curtains, wardrobe... I don’t remember people like that studying with me at school.
The Ministry of Health warns: abuse of virtual life leads to real hemorrhoids.
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I live in a world full of things I don't have but would like to have. Correction... I exist, because this is not life.
If a person’s life consists of nothing but happiness, then the very first problem becomes its end.
Those who persistently test their life to the limit, sooner or later achieve their goal - they end it spectacularly.
You shouldn't chase happiness. It is like a cat - there is no use in chasing it, but as soon as you mind your business, it will come and peacefully lie on your lap.
Every day can be the first or the last in life - it all depends on how you look at this issue.
Each new day is like taking a match out of the box of life: you have to burn it to the ground, but be careful not to burn the precious reserve of the remaining days.
People keep a diary of past events, and life is a diary of future events.
Only a dog is ready to love you for what you do, and not for what others think about you.
The meaning of life is not to achieve perfection, but to tell others about this achievement.
Continuation beautiful quotes read on the pages:
There is only one true law - the one that allows you to become free. Richard Bach
In the edifice of human happiness, friendship builds the walls, and love forms the dome. (Kozma Prutkov)
For every minute you are angry, sixty seconds of happiness are lost.
Happiness has never placed a person at such a height that he does not need others. (Seneca Lucius Annaeus the Younger).
In search of joy and happiness, a person runs away from himself, although in reality the real source of joy is within himself. (Shri Mataji Nirmala Devi)
If you want to be happy, be it!
Life is love, love supports life in the indivisible (it is their means of reproduction); in this case, love is the central force of nature; it connects the last link of creation to the beginning, which is repeated in it, therefore, love is a self-returning force of nature - a beginningless and endless radius in the circle of the universe. Nikolai Stankevich
I see the goal and don’t notice the obstacles!
In order to live freely and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It's not always an easy sacrifice. Richard Bach
Possessing all kinds of benefits is not everything. Receiving pleasure from owning them is what happiness consists of. (Pierre Augustin Beaumarchais)
Corruption is everywhere, talent is rare. Therefore, venality has become a weapon of mediocrity that has permeated everything.
Misfortune can also be an accident. Happiness is not luck or grace; happiness is a virtue or merit. (Grigory Landau)
The peoples have made freedom their idol, but where on earth are the free people?
Character can be shown in important moments, but it is created in the little things. Phillips Brooks
If you work towards your goals, then these goals will work for you. Jim Rohn
Happiness does not lie in always doing what you want, but in always wanting what you do!
Don't solve the problem, but look for opportunities. George Gilder
If we don’t take care of our reputation, others will do it for us, and they will certainly put us in a bad light.
In general, it doesn't matter where you live. More or less amenities is not the main thing. The only thing that matters is what we spend our lives on.
I must lose myself in activity, otherwise I will die of despair. Tennyson
There is only one undoubted happiness in life - to live for another (Nikolai Gavrilovich Chernyshevsky)
Human souls, like rivers and plants, also need rain. Special rain - hope, faith and the meaning of life. If there is no rain, everything in the soul dies. Paulo Coelho
Life is beautiful when you create it yourself. Sophie Marceau
Happiness sometimes falls so unexpectedly that you don’t have time to jump to the side.
Life itself should make a person happy. Happiness and misfortune, what a huckstering approach to life. Because of it, people often lose their sense of the joy of life. Joy should be as integral to life as breathing. Goldermes
Happiness is pleasure without remorse. (L.N. Tolstoy)
The greatest happiness in life is the confidence that you are loved.
Any unambiguity primitives life
The entire actual life of a person can deviate from his individual purpose, as well as from generally valid norms. With selfishness, we perceive everyone, and therefore ourselves, entangled in a motley veil of illusions, woven from stupidity, vanity, ambition, and pride. Max Scheler
Suffering has great creative potential.
Every desire is given to you along with the forces necessary to fulfill it. However, you may have to work hard for this. Richard Bach
When you attack the heavens, you must take aim at God himself.
A small dose of stress restores our youth and vitality.
Life is a night spent in deep sleep, often turning into a nightmare. A. Schopenhauer
If you deliberately set out to be less than you can be, I warn you that you will be miserable for the rest of your life. Maslow
Everyone is only as happy as he knows how to be happy. (Dina Dean)
Whatever happens tomorrow must not poison today. Whatever happened yesterday should not choke tomorrow. We exist in the present, and we cannot despise it. The joy of a burning day is priceless, just as life itself is priceless - there is no need to poison it with doubts and regrets. Vera Kamsha
Don't chase happiness, it is always within you.
Life is not an easy task, and the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Misner
Happiness is not a reward for virtue, but virtue itself. (Spinoza)
Man is far from perfect. He is sometimes more hypocritical, sometimes less, and fools chatter that one is moral and the other is not.
A person exists when he chooses himself. A. Schopenhauer
Life goes on when the way of life dies.
An individual does not have to be wiser than an entire nation.
We all live for the future. It is not surprising that bankruptcy awaits him. Christian Friedrich Goebbel
It is important to learn to accept yourself, to value yourself, no matter what others say about you.
To achieve happiness, three components are needed: a dream, self-confidence and hard work.
No man is happy until he feels happy. (M. Aurelius)
True values always support life because they lead to freedom and growth. T. Morez
Most people are like falling leaves; they fly in the air, spin, but eventually fall to the ground. Others - a few of them - are like stars; they move along a certain path, no wind will force them to deviate from it; within themselves they carry their own law and their own path.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but we often do not notice it, staring at the closed door.
In life we reap what we sow: he who sows tears reaps tears; whoever betrayed will be betrayed. Luigi Settembrini
If whole life many will come unconsciously, then this life no matter how it is. L. Tolstoy
If they were building a house of happiness, the most large room would have to be taken under the waiting room.
I see only two paths in life: dull obedience or rebellion.
We live as long as we have hope. And if you have lost her, under no circumstances allow yourself to guess about it. And then something can change. V. Pelevin “The Recluse and the Six-Fingered”
The most happy people do not necessarily have all the best; they just do Furthermore what they do better.
If you are afraid of misfortunes, then there will be no happiness. (Peter the First)
All our lives we do nothing but borrow from the future to pay the present.
Happiness is such a monstrous thing that if you don’t burst from it yourself, then it will require at least a couple of murders from you.
Happiness is a ball that we chase while it is rolling and that we kick when it stops. (P. Buast)