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Life goes on, with or without you.
If you are truly happy, it doesn't matter what people think.
When you get angry, you get old. No, I just ‘reached’ a new level.
Her attitude towards me is terrible, but she has a heart of gold.
What's yours is what's yours
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
You can't handle me, even if you have instructions.
Sorry, yes. Forget, never.
There is a void in my heart that you filled.
I don't need other people's time for my life

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I never feel sexy. If people call me cute, I'm happier.
It’s not us, but happiness makes us happier.
Most importantly, enjoying life and being happy is all that matters.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather themselves from powerlessness, and grow into a brave reflection. Be true to yourself until you die.
Love can be selfless.
When I'm feeling a little sad, I put on my favorite high heels and dance

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Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
At least this one balloon flies towards me!
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
Stop looking for happiness in that place, you just lost it.
I woke up like this
Keep smiling because life is... beautiful thing and there are still so many reasons to smile.
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
Last day of classes
Got my coffee and donut
Proof that I can take better selfies than you.
When your mom lectures you on how to lose weight in an hour, I don't worry. I have narrow mirrors to look good!
A friend will always make you smile, especially when you don't want to...
Life is like a balloon, if you never let it go, you won't know how high you can rise.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
This is the echo of our laughter. The views we share. This is our past and this is our future. This is our friendship that will never fade.
Life isn't perfect, but my hair is! #selfieaddict
Always cool, never drunk, and a little cheeky.

Funny Captions for Instagram:

Friday, my second favorite word x
When I was in Rome, I did what the Romans didn't do.
I'm back with my ex...xbox 360
Do you only drink Diet Coke? You must be healthy.
The worst time to have a heart attack is while playing charades.
That moment when she says you're cute.

Love and Instagram:

With you I forget all my problems. With You, Time Freezes.
We come to love not by finding an ideal person, but by learning to see a person’s imperfection as beautiful.
When I fell because of you, I fell painfully!
If I ever write a story about my life, I wouldn't be surprised if your name is mentioned a billion times.
I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.
He will always be with you.
If you're mine, you're mine. I don't like to share.
Nothing can replace you!
I love you. That's all what I know.
I'm not perfect, but I'm faithful.

Instagram Friendship Captions:

I don't know what's stronger, our jeans or our friendship!
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light.” -Helen Keller
I don't know what I did to have a best friend like you.
Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!
She is my best friend. You break her heart, I'll break your face.
This is me and my best friend for life!
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Good Memories!

Instagram captions for yourself:

I don't need your approval
I am who I am, I do what I do, and I would never do it any other way. I don't care if someone doesn't like it.
If I were you, I would adore myself.
I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say sorry... I mean it!
I didn't try to imitate anyone, I was myself.
I like to be myself. Maybe just thinner and with fewer wrinkles.
I'm proud of myself. I'm comfortable being who I am.
Everyone said you can be anything you want, so I became sexy!

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Statuses in English about love with translation will prove useful in all these cases. For those learning English it will be useful to remember at least some statuses in English about love so that when communicating in English with your loved one, you can beautifully confess your feelings.

A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
A good marriage is a partnership of two people who know how to forgive.

Each of us is an angel with only one wing. And we can only fly embracing each other.
Each of us is an angel, but with only one wing. And we can only fly by hugging each other.

A man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It is an accident.
A man falls in love the same way he falls down the stairs. It's an accident.

A man wants to be a woman’s first while a woman wants to be a man’s last.
A man wants to be a woman's first, while a woman wants to be a man's last.

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain.
I miss you like the desert misses the rain.

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
You'll have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince charming.

I have written your name on a cigarette, have lit it to smoke and forget you, but... I have understood, that I breathe you.
I wrote your name on a cigarette, lit it to smoke it and forget about you, but.... I realized that I was breathing you.

Everything I do, I do it for YOU!
Everything I do, I do for YOU!

For the world you may be just one person, but for one person you may be the whole world!
For the world you are just one person, but for someone alone you are the whole world!

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
God help the one who does not marry until he finds the perfect woman, and help him even more when he finds her.

Affection blinds reason.
Love is blind.

I am suffering from SMS - Seriously Missing Someone!
I suffer from SMS - I really miss someone.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
A man snatches his first kiss, begs for a second, demands a third, takes a fourth, agrees to a fifth, and endures all the rest.

I need a break. Not heartbreak.
I said I needed a break. Not a breakup.

I want you to come out from my heart as quickly as you get out of on-line.
I want you to leave my heart as quickly as you leave online.

I was born to make you happy.
I was born to make you happy.

Love is a conflict between reflexes and reflections.
Love is a conflict between reflexes and reflections.

I"ll follow you until you love me.
I will follow you around until you love me.

In the game of seduction, there is only one rule, never fall in love.
In the game of seduction, there is only one rule, never fall in love.

It's too difficult to love you, but to be without you is more difficult.
Loving you is too difficult, but being without you is even more difficult.

Love - as a war. It is easy to begin. It is difficult to finish. It is impossible to forget!
Love is like war. It's easy to start. It's hard to finish. It is impossible to forget her!

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Loving does not mean looking at each other. To love is to look together in the same direction.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

You - my poison, my air. You - my pain, my happiness.
You are my poison, my air. You are my pain and my happiness.

Love is delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is a delusion that one woman is different from another.

Love is like google, you have to go through a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.
Love is like Google, you'll have to go through a lot of spam before you find what you need.

Love is not blind, it just only sees what matters.
Love is not blind, it simply sees what is really important.

Out of all lies, you said to me... "I LOVE YOU" was my favorite.
Among all the lies you told me... "I love you" is my favorite.

Paradise is always where love dwells.
Heaven is where love lives.

Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
Someday someone will appear in your life, and then you will realize why everything was wrong with someone else before.

Love is when you can"t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Love is when you can't sleep because reality is better than dreams.

Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love.
Love helps kill time, and time helps kill love.

The way to love anything, is to realize it can be lost.
The only true way to love is to understand that you can lose it.

Requirements of soul give rise to friendship, requirements of mind - respect, requirements of a body - desire. All three requirements together give rise to love.
The desires of the soul give rise to friendship, the desires of the mind - respect, the desires of the body - passion, and all three desires together give rise to love.

When you love one - you love everyone.
If you love one, you begin to love everyone.

Make love not war.
Make love Not War.

Look after my heart. I have left it with you.
Watch over my heart. I'm leaving him with you.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.
Love is not blind, it just allows you to see things that other people don't see.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
A man is not perfect until he gets married. After this, he's finished.

I love to see, when you smile. It"s makes me happy, don"t ask me why.
I love when you smile. It makes me happy, but don't ask why.

One day when the sky is falling, I"ll be standing right next to you.
One day when the skies fall, I will stand next to you.

What's your mood today? What interesting happened this morning? Have you already written a status on your page on a popular social network?

It is not surprising that from time to time we use certain phrases or beautiful aphorisms to convey our emotional state, inform others about our view of an event, or comment on what is happening. After all, why not post an original phrase with a picture and collect likes?!

The question “What are statuses for?” has probably arisen in everyone’s mind. What motivates us when we quote or come up with serious, or maybe funny, inscriptions? It’s nothing special, but from time to time your hands just reach out to type something... The whole point is that aphorisms and other statements corresponding to a certain moment help to capture a certain, happy or not so happy, moment, stage of life.

But rewritten and copied statuses like I spit what you think about me, about you, I do not think (I don't care what you think about me, I don't think about you at all) will not surprise anyone. We suggest you use beautiful statuses in English, and not such hackneyed ones as, for example, Love is hard to find, easy to lose and difficult to forget (Love is hard to find, easy to lose and hard to forget.).

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Atypical English statuses with the translation

Let's start on a positive note and look at funny statuses in English. It seems that it is simple, cheerful phrases that are most often liked, reposted and commented on. Share funny observations and good mood with friends:

Don’t waste your time trying to hack Forrest Gump’s Facebook account. I’ve got his password, it’s 1Forrest1. – Don't waste your time trying to hack Forrest Gump's Facebook account. I have his password, it’s 1Forrest1 (literally One ForrestOne: consonant with Run, Forrest, Run - from the movie “Forrest Gump”).
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person… apparently they call that stalking. - Follow your dreams. Only if it's not a human being, it could probably be called stalking.
I’m looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math. - I'm looking for a girl who will love me for my money, but won't be good at math.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. – When a girl says that she will be ready in another 5 minutes, it’s the same when a guy says that there are 5 minutes left until the end of the match.
When a woman says “what?” it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said. – When a woman says “what?”, she doesn’t pretend she didn’t hear. It just gives you a chance to say something different.
How come “you’re a peach” is a complement but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart? How did it happen that “you’re a peach” is a compliment, and “you’re a banana” is an insult? Why do we allow fruit discrimination to divide society? (“You’re bananas” is a slang expression for madness or madness.)
The heart is a terrible GPS. – My heart is a terrible navigator.
People in your life may appear closer than they are. – People in your life may seem closer than they really are.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; but I am not sure about the universe. – Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; but I'm not sure about the universe.
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long. - Crazy, like diarrhea. You can hold back, but not for long.
Alcohol. Because no good story started with someone eating a salad. - Alcohol. Because no interesting story begins with someone eating salad.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. – I always learn from the mistakes of those who followed my advice.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you. - Everyone has an annoying friend. If you haven't, it's most likely you.
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji. “My house looks like I lost a game of Jumanji.”
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it. “Nothing is lost until your mother can find it.”
My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum. – My room is not dirty, everything is just on display here, like in a museum!
Life’s most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water. – The most terrible 10 seconds in your life: being held hostage by cold water in the corner of the bathroom.
Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train. – Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train.
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. - Of course I'm talking to myself. You need to have an intellectual conversation with someone.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. – Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect you to repay the debt.

Sad statuses in English with translation

Sad phrases are also circulating on social networks. Sometimes you want attention and support that you don’t usually ask for openly. And so, I wrote a couple of lines about a depressing state or some problem, and my friends responded with encouraging comments and advice. Not only girls, but also young people update their personal pages with melancholic phrases:

It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people. “It’s better to be alone than with just anyone.”
It's sad to be happy alone. - It's sad to be happy alone.
Emptiness feels so heavy. – The emptiness seems so heavy.
Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid. – Life is short, there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
My two most hated words “I promise”. It doesn’t mean something! “The two words I hate the most are “I promise.” In fact, they don't mean anything.
I don’t depend on people anymore because I’m tired of being disappointed. – I rely more on people, I’m tired of being disappointed.
Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future. – Never let the pain from the past deal with your present and paralyze the future.
Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain. – Everyone wants to be happy. Nobody wants to be sad and in pain. But you don't get a rainbow without a little rain.
Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows what’s going on. “Everyone knows that something is wrong, but no one knows what is happening.”
Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand. “Behind my smile hides everything that you will never understand.”
The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know it’s fake and to hide the tears that won’t stop. – The hardest thing in life is to show an insincere smile and hold back tears.
People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long. “People cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.”
It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall. “It seems to me that the more I try, the harder I fall.”
It’s so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember. “It’s so hard to forget someone who gave so many memories.”
They ignore you until they need you. “They ignore you until they need you.”
Being ignored, worst feeling ever. – Being ignored is the worst feeling.
It’s sad how people become what they had promised they will never will. “It’s sad when people become what they promised they would never become.”
If you feel like no one cares about you, think again. – When you think that no one needs you, think again.
Look in the mirror, because the person you see needs you more than anyone else. – Look in the mirror, because the person you see needs you the most.
Music is better than girls, because girls cause problems that music fixes. – Music is better than girls because girls cause problems that music solves.

Statuses about love in Englishlanguage with translation

What about without love statuses? Users of social networks happily share their spiritual happiness, descriptions of romantic emotions and deep love. Butterflies in your stomach, tenderness and trepidation overwhelm you, and you want to scream about your feelings. Shout and update statuses with your other halves:

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – You know you're in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than dreams.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. – When you are loved very much, it gives strength, when you are loved very much, it gives courage.
Hope makes you stronger, because it brings with it a sense of reason. – Hope makes you stronger because it carries a reason.
You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not. – You don’t love someone because they are perfect, you love them even though they are not.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. – Love is sweet when it is new, but love is more beautiful when it is last.
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever. – Everyone knows how to love, but only some know how to always love one person.
We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give. – We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love, instead of improving the love we give.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. – A man is already half in love with the woman who listens to him.
If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all. – If this is not a happy ending, then it is not the end at all.
The difference between “like”, “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now”, “for a while”, and “forever”. The difference between “like”, “to love” and “to be in love” is the same as between “now”, “for a little while” and “forever”.
Sometimes you don`t want to fall in love but your heart doesn’t ask your permission. “Sometimes you don’t want to fall in love, but your heart never asks permission.”
Being in love is like being drunk. No control over what you do. - Being in love is like being drunk. This means you can't control what you do.
Love is like the sun which comes out from the clouds and warming your soul. – Love is like the sun that comes out from behind the clouds to warm your soul.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m counting the days until I can finally see you. “Roses are red, violets are blue, and I’m counting the days to see you as soon as possible.”
I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything. “I love you, and that’s the beginning and the end of everything else.”
To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed of. “I always wanted to be your friend, but I only dreamed of being your loved one.”
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never. – My love will be a journey for you that begins from eternity and never ends.
You are my dictionary because you add meaning in my life. – You are my dictionary because you brought meaning to my life.
"Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur. “Rrr” means “I love you” in dinosaur style.
When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me”, you are supposed to turn around and say: “I sure hope not!” – If your ex tells you, “You'll never find someone like me,” you should turn around and say, “I sure hope so!”

And remember: Nothing is never nothing. It’s always something (Nothing is never nothing. It’s always something). Part of our lives takes place on the Internet, in fact, on social networks. Share your emotions with friends, discuss things that interest you, and be original. Let your personal page on social networks be “clean” and your statuses beautiful. Learn English on the NES with us and create unique phrases and expressions - English statuses!

He, who does not love loneliness, does not love freedom.

“Whoever does not like loneliness does not like freedom.”

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

“It’s easier to forgive an enemy than a friend.”

It's better to boom out than to fade away.

“It’s better to burn out quickly than to fade away slowly.”

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

“What you dream about alone is just a dream. What you dream about together is reality.”

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.

“Any woman is capable of fooling a man if she wants it and if he is in love with her.”

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.”

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul.

“Like soap is for the body, laughter is for the soul.”

Avoiding the phrase “I don’t have time...”, will soon help you to realize that you do have the time needed for just about anything you choose to accomplish in life.

“By giving up the phrase “I don’t have time...”, you will soon realize that you have time for almost everything you consider necessary to do in life.”

Fall seven times and stand up eight.

“Fall seven times, rise eight.”