Cool quotes for VK status. Wise and witty quotes for VKontakte status

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1. Everyone always leaves forever. It is impossible to return - someone else always returns instead of us

Max Fry

2. Life is like driving a bicycle. To maintain balance, you must move.

Albert Einstein


3. To go into the future, YOU MUST GET RID OF THE PAST.

Forrest Gump


4. Madam! The rose withers from the frost, your beauty - never!


5. Think Good, Do Good, Tell the Truth

Zarathustra

6. A person lives best in those moments when he does not know that he can live better

Anthony Kilis


7. Life is a series of amazing events that we mistakenly divide into success and failure.

Max Fry


8. The most important thing in communication is to hear what was not said.

Peter Drucker


9. Leave muddy water at rest, and it will become clean and transparent.

Ancient wisdom


10. Genius is 1% talent and 99% work

Thomas Edison


11. Everyone will receive only what they themselves strive for

Koran


12. Those who want look for a way, those who don’t want look for a reason.

Socrates


13. To love means to stop comparing

Bernard Grasse


14. We don’t want to know practically anything about those we love.

Chuck Palahniuk


15. Never let work make you its slave.

The stars are the tears of angels scattered across the dark velvet of the firmament.

Lifestyle... If music, then an alternative... If you love, then... with all your heart... If you dissolve, then... without a trace... If you leave, then... beautifully in English... If it’s morning, then... in a tender embrace... If you cry, then... with happiness... If it’s time of day, then... night... If you live, then... brightly... If it’s a feeling , then... sincerity... If a look, then... beloved eyes... If you walk, then... by the hand... If you hope, then ONLY FOR YOURSELF...

People don't appreciate mornings. They forcefully wake up to the ringing of an alarm clock, which breaks their sleep like an ax blow, and immediately indulge in sad vanity. Day by day they become accustomed to violence and day by day wean themselves from pleasure.

I'll make some coffee. Get stronger!
You will smile, taking me by the shoulders... Don’t go, I don’t feel good without you.
I will cling to you, desperately, until I tremble. Again unshaven and slightly prickly.
You ask: “Am I good?” No, you're not good... just the best.

When love dies, you will not understand it right away... and for a long time you will sit near its remains, but not because you love, but because you remember how you loved...

The day begins with happiness, happiness rose before everyone else! Happiness smiles at mom, turning her smile into laughter. Happiness splashed across the floor, barefoot and without pants, my happiness is bare-bottomed, it is thoughtless, it’s shabby and not peaceful, it breaks here, it crushes there, there’s a kefir mustache above my lip... Here it is running towards me!

I am silence. But not yours. I am your madness and rage. I am a gift. But not for you. I will get you dearly. I am the medicine. But not yours. I will become a drop of poison for you. I am someone's paradise. But for you I will be a fire from hell.

The worst thing is when you want to cry - but there’s no reason, you want to say - but there’s nothing to do, you want to leave - but there’s nowhere to go, you can stay - but there’s no need...

And it seemed like heaven was just a stone's throw away, but you stubbornly continued to fly towards the fire, like a moth burning in the night in this flame, tell me how to live and I will build my life anew...

I want him to sit on his knee and say: Will you marry me? I would answer: I don’t even know, but he would take my hand, put on the ring, and say: Who’s going to ask you!

Beautiful statuses in contact - I don’t love anyone, I don’t need anyone. She whispered and quietly wiped away her tears.

I wish everyone to meet such eyes, looking into which you will see happiness!

I want happiness... a little one... with small arms and legs and with your eyes...

But yesterday I learned to leave gracefully, proudly and loudly, slamming the door. And maybe I slipped into a terrible hysteria on the other side... But I left wonderfully

They say it hurts, having felt love, to watch it leave... But it’s even more painful, holding her hand, to let go yourself...

I really want to change... But I just can’t understand, either myself in this world, or the world in me...

Lacks. Constantly and differently. Words Courage. Conscience. Not enough brains. Not enough for a skirt. And strength. Often. Of people. You. And courage...

Only the other half of my heart makes it beat joyfully and passionately, fills my existence with meaning and warms me at night...

Happiness is falling asleep with a smile on your lips and waking up with love in your heart...

When the spotlights go out, the audience simply leaves, and only those who are closest remain behind the scenes...

In the silence of the night, words are not needed, now he no longer needs me... Tears in my eyes, dreams in smithereens... And a silent question - what have you done?

I lost my happiness. We searched the whole house. Not behind the curtain, under the bed, not in the kitchen, not under the table. Suddenly I look - a pair of heels are sticking out of the suitcase, There, curled up like a ball, my daughter is sleeping sweetly. I won’t give my happy suitcase to anyone!

Solitude is the island that gives birth to our aspirations...

Angels on earth are called "mother"

Cigarette in one hand... coffee in the other... eyes looking at the phone... my head is a mess... everything is wrong again...

I want to be the dawn in your eyes, I want to be the sunset of your soul, I want to be a light in your heart, burning with passion and love, I want to always be with you, I want to love you and be loved forever!

The gods decided to take revenge on us... and gave us the opportunity to love...

I just love autumn, children’s orbits and I don’t know how to be alone. I will definitely find the shoes of my dreams, the man of my life and myself...

One spoke a lot, the second wrote a lot. And the third one came and put the ring on her hand. He took her home and made her happy!

Never let him break you. Never cry into the phone. Don't say you feel bad. That he became cold. Hang up first. Say goodbye first. And be the first to quit if everything goes down. To fill this all-consuming gap that is growing ever wider between you.

I can't be forbidden anything! I am a contradictory creature.
The more categorical the prohibition, the more irresistible the desire.

The most beautiful eyes are those who look at you with tenderness. And it doesn’t matter to you at all whether they are brown, blue or green.

But they don’t fall in love with beauty... They fall in love with laughter, forever curly hair, dimples on the cheeks, a mole above the lip or even a scar above the eyebrow. But beauty - no. They just want beauty.

You can paint your eyelashes, lips, apply blush... But only the man you love can “draw” the sparkle in your eyes.

And what did you find in him? Happiness.

Close your eyes, say that it was fate, I’m letting you go, enough of the tears, suffering, pain that we caused each other, lock your heart, but the truth is not easy, but rather it’s necessary, not our fault....

The worst thing is loneliness, no matter whether you are rich or poor, stupid or genius. Any of us can become lonely...

It’s just that my stupid hope always lives in me, even when there is really no chance.

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes and weaknesses and continues to think that you are completely amazing!
For you, it was a journey into a magical land of talking animals, mad hatters, evil kings and Jabberwocky. For Tim Burton it was Tuesday.

Briefly about myself: unbalanced mental state... prone to aggressive, inappropriate behavior... in a word... honey...

Just be next to her... She lives by your smiles, glances into emptiness... Even your selfishness is pleasant to her... She just needs to know that you care about her...

It contains the juice of wormwood, the sweetness of honey, the shine of gems, the darkness of night. She is torment and freedom... But even the smart one is a fool with her! I dedicate poems to you, You excite my soul, you are mine, I don’t know what I will do without you! But I will never stop loving you! I want to wear your shirts on my naked body and make you coffee in the morning...

There is always a little truth behind each - "I'm kidding", a little knowledge behind each - "I don't know", a little emotion behind each - "I don't care" and a little pain behind each - "everything is fine."

And even if we are not close, I am with you.

You are my little bundle. How long have I been waiting for you... I walked for nine months, And took care of my tummy. Every day you give happiness, the meaning of life, joy, laughter! I love you my bunny! Every day and more than anyone else!

If every girl writes a book about her love, believe me, every book will be a bestseller.

Loving you is like breathing... I just can't stop!

We are puppets in the theater of love, given into the hands of the puppeteer!!

After rain always comes a rainbow, after tears comes happiness...


On this page you will find quotes for the group in VK; you will definitely need this information for general development.

You feel truly LONELY when you’re sitting on VKontakte like this, with your 200 friends. Nobody writes, and then a message comes from an old, forgotten friend: “Well, how is it?” and immediately the following: “Oh, this is not for you "

What is it like to be “Actively Searching”? Running down the street, pestering men, asking them to “fall in love with me, please!”

If a person changes statuses every 15 minutes, it means that he simply has no one to talk to.

IMAGINE: you wake up in the morning, come closer to the mirror - AND THERE INSTEAD OF A FACE IT’S WRITTEN: “THE SERVER WITH THIS PHOTO IS TEMPORARILY DISCONNECTED”

My life is just like “Santa Barbara”...there’s about to be a Happy Ending, when suddenly some new Julio appears.

I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll know, I’ll survive and I’ll take into account...

Threat of the 21st century "Yes, I will remove you from my friends!!!"

Write the following status: “I’m deleting the profile. Add to Asya.” It seems like nothing special, but believe me, you will really find out who needs you and who doesn’t care about you.

Tired of being like everyone else? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Delete your VK page!

Those who are doing well don’t write about it on their blogs... Those who are doing well personal life It's a mess, they "marry" their friends on VKontakte

If VKontakte interferes with work... well, what the hell... such work

Wherever you are, whoever you become, do not disgrace those who raised you.

Every morning I wake up with hope, and go to bed with another disappointment...

The point is not to run fast, but to run early.

And the other day I bought myself an iPhone! - Don’t you have a complex that the phone is smarter than the owner??

The measure of life is not how long it lasts, but how you use it.

Why can’t you write a melody in your status that would start when you enter your page? After all, not all feelings can be explained in words...

Law of Contact: Until you comment on people’s photos, they won’t leave comments on yours.

The biology teacher spent the whole lesson arguing that the jaguar was an animal.

A normal person only needs 5 more minutes to get enough sleep!

All great people lived short lives... So something is not going well for me.

If a horse tells you that you are crazy, then you are.

The Ukrainian night is quiet, but the lard must be hidden.

If mom laughs at dad's jokes, it means there are guests in the house.

Surf the Internet less - Children will be healthier

Yesterday I went up to my mom, and I said, mom, give me some money, and my mom said, call Alena, Alena will give you =))))

Every talent is eventually buried in the ground.

I have no desires on VKontakte... because no one can give me You...

If you believe VKontakte, then we really remained friends...

You need to love with your soul, not with words...

An idle life is a premature death.

If they laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

I will never forgive such a phrase: “You were a mistake.” I am not just a mistake. I'm that epic failure.

It’s unpleasant to drown in his eyes. Many people drown there. There's a crush there.

A well-fixed girl does not need foreplay...

There is a genius sleeping within each of us. And every day it gets stronger...

I don’t love him... I don’t love him yet... I just want to live next to him...

I am an Angel... But only the wings are in the wash, and the halo is being recharged.

“Insults are the arguments of the wrong” (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

Who has an aptitude for mathematics? Grab a shovel and dig out the roots!

I apologize to everyone who received spam from me. But now you definitely remember that you have me as a friend

It is very important to find someone who looks at this world the same way as you

Honey, are hares really stupid animals? - Yes, my bunny, really!

At correct selection literature in the toilet you can get a good education)))

The heart asks for affection and warmth, but life gives Lenor and a battery...

If you love, then a woman with whom your wife would not be ashamed...

A cleanly tidy apartment and a delicious dinner are two signs of a faulty computer

[...The Past called and said that he missed you...]

I want to take a salary increase course!

Dear Grandfather Frost - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...

Guys and girls face the same problem of what to write in their favorite quotes on VKontakte.

What to write in the favorite quotes section on VKontakte

Setting up a contact page takes a lot of time. It is important to include all your hobbies and preferences in your profile. You should not ignore such a choice as favorite quotes in contact what to write. By filling out this category, your account page will become more attractive.

You can enter various Favorite VKontakte quotes for girls:

If a guy or girl is more interested in the topic of relationships, then search engine communities you can enter a request favorite quotes about love. Most popular communities:

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Statuses and quotes can be written on absolutely any topic. Love, girls, life, blondes, music, books - this is just a small list of topics for original statuses. To make your page even more interesting, quotes should not be hackneyed and old, but new and resonant.

A person’s profile should attract the attention of visitors. The more beautiful words and statuses will be in the “favorite quotes” column, the more fun it will be for other users to view your account.

But even if you fill out all the required fields, this does not guarantee that users will subscribe and like you. Especially for this, we created this service, after registration where you will be able to get likes and subscribers. Also, if you are an active user and have your own Instagram account, you will be interested in:

Many VKontakte communities update their resources daily with new phrases and excerpts from songs and books, which also fits perfectly into the “favorite quotes” column. A good choice would be quotes from books by Russian and foreign classics.

As a rule, girls' favorite quotes and guys' favorite quotes are significantly different from each other. For example, a status such as “For some I am SUNSHINE, for some I am SUNstroke, and for others I DO NOT SHINE at all” will harmoniously fit into a girl’s profile. For guys, of course, their favorite quotes will consist of completely different statuses that are not similar to girls’ ones.

Having sifted through more than a dozen Internet resources dedicated to quotes, we tried to determine the most popular topics for citing, and for each of the topics - the best and most bright quotes . Thus, we got this rating - the 10 most popular topics for citing with the 10 best quotes on these topics. The most useful quotes for all occasions from the most outstanding people...

1 place: Best quotes about love.

You may be just a person in this world, but for someone you are the whole world.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

We must always choose who to let into our small world. You are also imperfect. This girl you met is also imperfect. The main thing is whether you are perfect for each other.

(“Good Will Hunting”)

There you are simple test for falling in love: if, after spending four or five hours without your lover, you begin to miss her, then you are not in love - otherwise ten minutes of separation would be enough to make your life absolutely unbearable.

Love is a priceless gift. This is the only thing we can give and yet you still have it.

(L.N. Tolstoy)

To love means to see a person as God intended him to be.

(F.M. Dostoevsky)

Perhaps God wants us to meet the wrong people before we meet that one person. So that when it happens, we will be grateful.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

You can bloom and wither with it,
She will eat you like an aphid flower,
But it’s still better to die like this,
Than never loving anyone...

(Dolphin, “Love”)

You love everyone, and loving everyone means loving no one. You are all equally indifferent.

(Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”)

Love runs away from those who chase it, and throws itself on the neck of those who run away.

(William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor)

You like even the shortcomings in a loved one, and even the advantages in an unloved person irritate you.

(Omar Khayyam)

2nd place: The best quotes about life.


From the point of view of youth, life is an endless future; from the point of view of old age, it is a very short past.

(Arthur Schopenhauer)

Don't be afraid to make mistakes, stumble and fall; often the greatest rewards come from the things that scare us the most. Maybe you will achieve everything you want, and maybe even more than you imagined. Who knows where life will take you, the path is long, and in the end the journey itself is the goal.

("One tree's hill")

No one dies a virgin. Life fucks everyone.

(Kurt Cobain)

Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

(George Bernard Shaw)

Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

(John Lennon)

Do what you really want to do. Don't play their games. When they want you to rush to the right, blow on the most high speed left! Don't do what others want. Find your own path.

(Johnny Depp)

Open your eyes wider, live as greedily as if you will die in ten seconds. Try to see the world. He is more beautiful than any dream created in a factory and paid for with money. Don’t ask for guarantees, don’t seek peace - there is no such beast in the world.

(Ray Bradbury, “Fahrenheit 451”)

You won't learn to skate if you're afraid to be funny. The ice of life is slippery.

(George Bernard Shaw)

Better to burn than to fade away.

(Kurt Cobain)

Life is like a box chocolates. You never know what filling you'll get.

("Forrest Gump")

3rd place: The best quotes about people.


Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn to live on earth like people.

(George Bernard Shaw)

There will always be people who will hurt you. You need to continue to trust people, just be a little more careful.

(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

Generations after generations of people work in jobs they hate just so they can buy things they don't need.

(Chuck Palahniuk, “Fight Club”)

Fate is not stupid, it won’t bring people together in vain...

(Max Frei, “Labyrinths of Echo”)

Nothing reveals a person more than what he laughs at.

(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

A worthy person does not follow in the footsteps of other people.

(Confucius)

We do not choose each other by chance... We meet only those who already exist in our subconscious.

(Sigmund Freud)

Those who think you can't handle it are not the people you need in your life.

("One tree's hill")

People who don't drink, don't smoke, never swear and don't talk about sex arouse my suspicions. I'm sure at night they cut up the corpses of little children or something like that.

(Chuck Palahniuk)

If a person is satisfied with everything, then he is a complete idiot. healthy person in normal memory one cannot always arrange everything.

(Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin)

4th place: Best quotes about wisdom.


If the gods want to punish a person, they fulfill his wishes.

(Oscar Wilde, “An Ideal Husband”)

Be attentive to your thoughts, they are the beginning of actions.

There are only two infinite things: the Universe and stupidity. Although I'm not sure about the Universe.

(Albert Einstein)

If they spit in your back, it means you are ahead.

(Confucius)

Eagles fly alone, rams graze in herds.

(Philip Sidney)

If you were born without wings, don't stop them from growing.

(Coco Chanel)

Only by losing everything completely do we gain freedom.

("Fight club")

The only person standing in your way is yourself.

("Black Swan")

Don't be afraid of enemies - in the worst case they can kill you.
Don't be afraid of your friends - in the worst case, they can betray you.
Fear the indifferent - they do not kill and do not betray,
but with their tacit consent, betrayal and lies exist on earth.

(Bruno Yasensky, “Conspiracy of the Indifferent”)

People make their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

5th place: The best quotes about relationships between men and women.


A beautiful woman is pleasing to the eyes, but kind to the heart; there is one a beautiful thing, and the other is a treasure.

(Napoleon I Bonaparte)

It’s not enough to be husband and wife, you also need to become friends and lovers, so that later you don’t have to look for them on the side.

(Japanese proverb)

Never, never and never again will you find yourself funny in the eyes of a woman if you do something for her sake. Even if it is the stupidest farce. Do whatever you want - stand on your head, talk nonsense, brag like a peacock, sing under her window. Just don't do one thing - don't be businesslike and reasonable with her.

(Erich Maria Remarque, “Three Comrades”)

There can be no greater torment for a woman than a man who is so kind, so faithful, so loving, so unique and who does not expect any vows.

(Janusz Leon Wisniewski, “Loneliness on the Internet”)

If a woman wants to refuse, she says no. If a woman starts explaining, she wants to be convinced.

(Alfred de Musset)

A man, even if he could understand what a woman was thinking, would still not believe it.

(Dorothy Parker)

A man in love is one who loves to look at a woman asleep and enjoy her from time to time.

(Frederic Beigbeder, “99 francs”)

We need beauty to be loved by men; and stupidity - so that we love men.

(Coco Chanel)

If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means she understands that she will not find another such fool.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

Why do women devote so much time and money to their appearance, and not the development of intelligence?
- Because there are much fewer blind men than smart ones.

(Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya)

6th place: Best quotes about motivation.


There is only one thing that makes fulfilling a dream impossible - the fear of failure.

(Paulo Coelho, “The Alchemist”)

Don't look back and don't grieve about the past, because it's already gone. Don't worry about the future, because it hasn't come yet. Live in the moment and make it so beautiful that you remember it forever.

("One tree's hill")

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work another day in your life.

(Confucius)

If we listened to our reason, we would never have love relationship. We would never have had a friendship. We would never do this, because we would be cynical: “Something wrong is happening” or: “She will leave me” or: “I’ve already been burned once, and therefore ...” This is stupidity. This way you can miss your whole life. Each time you need to jump off a cliff and grow wings on the way down.

(Ray Bradbury)

Success is the ability to move from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

(Winston Churchill)

When it seems like the whole world is against you, remember that the plane takes off against the wind!

(Henry Ford)

You are what you do. You are your choice. The one you turn yourself into.

(Johnny Depp)

Do today what others do not want, tomorrow you will live in a way that others cannot.

(Jared Leto)

Keep busy. This is the cheapest medicine on earth - and one of the most effective.

(Dale Carnegie, “How to Stop Worrying and Start Living”)

When you really want something, the whole Universe will help make your wish come true.

(Paulo Coelho, “The Alchemist”)

7th place: Best quotes about happiness.


Life is measured not by the number of inhalations and exhalations taken, but by the number of those moments when happiness takes your breath away.

(“Shooting Rules: The Hitch Method”)

Remember, Maria, what our world is like, and you will understand: one happy day is almost a miracle.

(Paulo Coelho, “Eleven Minutes”)

The secret of our unhappiness is that we have time to wonder whether we are happy or not.

(George Bernard Shaw)

Sometimes you have to fight even with yourself for happiness.

("Pride and Prejudice")

The main thing is don’t be afraid to say goodbye to what doesn’t make you happy.

(“Moms”)

Happiness can only be achieved through sacrifice.

("Butterfly Effect")

There is happiness, it’s as simple as that: it’s someone’s face.

(Frederic Beigbeder, “Love Lives for Three Years”)

Happiness is a character trait. Some people have the nature to wait for it all the time, others constantly search for it, and still others find it everywhere.

(Elchin Safarli, “They promised me you”)

Ignoring common sense is the surest path to happiness.

("Pride and Prejudice")

- Believe me, Carlson, happiness is not in pies...
- Are you crazy? What else?

(“Kid and Carlson”)

8th place: Best quotes about women.


In order to be beautiful, a woman just needs to have a black sweater, a black skirt and walk arm in arm with the man she loves.

(Coco Chanel)

We women only have two weapons... Mascara and tears, but we can't use both at the same time.

(Marilyn Monroe)

Women are a crossword puzzle where nothing intersects.

(Gennady Malkin)

A woman should dress in such a way that it is pleasant to undress her.

(Coco Chanel)

Women! women! who will understand them? Their smiles contradict their gazes, their words promise and beckon, and the sound of their voice repels... Either they comprehend and guess our most secret thought in a minute, or they do not understand the clearest hints...